who we might be
RUPERT ATATAT
Editor
Rupert is no stranger to the bustle of an editor's office, having founded and dissolved over 50 publications including The Squatter, Tribal Art Review, and the cult fashion magazines Plimp, Jaxi and Torrid. Having lived through most of the major events of the 21st Century from 9/11 to the comeback of Noel Edmonds, Rupert brings a unique editorial perspective to our publication. He mingles with the great and the good most weekends and once exchanged insurance details with Nelson Mandela. He lives with his partner Patricia and their highland terrier, Brecht.
CHAD ALTERCATION
Concept Actioner
Chad is a multi-talented creative who has lived in London since leaving St. Paul's Boys School with straight As. His mantra has long been "London is my canvas, and words are my easel", and it is that nebulous way of thinking that keeps London Shite fresh and ahead of the crowd. Prior to joining our team, Chad was one of the most sought after stars of advertising agency, St. Binsey & Steiner, and was responsible for Cadbury's notorious "Gorilla pissing in a cup" TV adverts. Outside of work he designs his own T-shirts and rides a BMX really fast.
CAMMOMILE HENSFORTH
Immediatiser
Cammomile has travelled the world from Thailand to Australia, and brought a whole new international perspective to London Shite when we recruited her. She wears many beads. She's a "Yes" girl, always up for new experiences, and has slept with several illegal taxi drivers in the last decade. She is also famed for her charity work, is a Gaelic rights, and after 7/7 opened her flat in Chelsea to survivors to offer them support and lobster bisque. Cammomile currently lives in Shoreditch with a Turkish man who makes and sells drums.
JESSY 'TITSI' FUNNELL
Showbiz Fairy
The love-child of the receptionist at the Groucho Club and an unidentifiable member of the Stone Roses, Jessy has grown up in and amongst celebs and their favourite spots, giving her unique access to the world of 'shine and dazzle' that brings something unique to London Shite. Jessy is the co-author of 'High-Humidity Yoga - The T4 Way' and is a keen campaigner for better labelling on vegan ready-meals.
MICK DICKS
Sad News Unraveller
Born into relative penury on the wrong side of Primrose Hill, Mick's tough upbringing amongst immigrants and living directly opposite a council estate for over 3 years has given him a gritty take on the searing world of London that few of us really want, but all of us enjoy dipping into. He has made over 7 pilots for Bravo about the darker side of our capital and is a keen and unrepentant smoker.
