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Unlock The Joys Of This Baffling Sport With Our No-Nonsense Guide

Can't tell your Quarter Back from your Double Intruder? Always forgetting how many action-event points constitute a phase? Despite leaving most Europeans quite baffled, the rules of the game are actually relatively simple.

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That's The ShitE-tiquette!

Ever accidentally stolen a pen, impulse-bought a pellet gun or punched a bishop? Nightmare! London Shite's Etiquette Panel are here to make sure our readers can make the all right choices in all the wrong situations...

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Paul Scholes? Krishnan Guru-Murthy? Get a good whiff of fame with London Shite's top five celebrity perfumes.

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Treat The Kids To A Day Of Full-On Butchery At Uncle Hugh's New Meat Wonderland

Determined to prove there really isn't more to life than slaying farmland animals, HF-W has excelled himself with a kid-focussed 'slaughterpark'.

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Time Team. Loose Women. Ross Kemp on Gangs. Are TV-themed cookbooks changing the way we eat? And what is life like on the day-to-day diet of a Traffic Cop?
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