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Now You Too Can Play God With The C of E's New Fantasy Synod

This addictively interactive game puts you in charge of your very own Synod, but will you spend your £100m wisely?

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Mini-terviews: Fancy six seconds with Robert Mugabe? Four seconds with Miquita Oliver? Or one second with Dougie Heard? All attention spans catered for.

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Treat The Kids To A Day Of Full-On Butchery At Uncle Hugh's New Meat Wonderland

Determined to prove there really isn't more to life than slaying farmland animals, HF-W has excelled himself with a kid-focussed 'slaughterpark'.

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Time Team. Loose Women. Ross Kemp on Gangs. Are TV-themed cookbooks changing the way we eat? And what is life like on the day-to-day diet of a Traffic Cop?

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London Shite Reviews The Hottest New Games In Town

Monsters, witches and warlocks get warm and comfy in 'World of Woolcraft', while Mavis Beacon gets her students all hot and sweaty in 'Look But Don't Touch Typing'.

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TV Budgets: As BBC One spends £4m on 'Harmless Banter Tap' to replace Adrian Chiles on 'The One Show', we find out where else all the money goes.
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