Robert Mugabe, Celebrity Tyrant, spoke to London Shite yesterday... Robert was in London all this week for bigotry and shopping and we caught up with him quickly LS: So, Robert, why do you keep coming back to London and what do you like about it? RM: I come to crush the imperialst hand of.... LS: Great! What do you think of 'Lily Allen and Friends'? Should she have stuck to her singing career or is it fresh and zany? RM: Listen, do not talk to me about a humanitarian crisis, the British Empire brought... LS: Yeah. Who's your favourite T4 presenter? RM: Oppression is not my.... LS: Cheers Rob, that's all we've got time for. Love you bye! GET IT OFF YOUR TEXT! Ill informed opinion about something you don't understand? We want to hear about it! Does anyone else think we as a nation are too hard on TV presenters (especially new ones) who are just trying their best? Lily, W12 Georgie (Txts 04/02), I think you meant to send that to me not London Shite but yes I do still have your colander. I'll bring it back on Sunday if that's ok? How is Nigel's back by the way? Gerard, NW8 dnt u thnk tht itz abt time we as a brtsh nation had a propa debate abt the lacunae in our crminil jztice bill? Kerry, E17 Does anyone else want to make art in all its forms more visceral? Im running a workshop at the back of Richmond High Street Starbucks to try and make this happen. Thursdays at 5. See you there? Breft, W5 Is nig-nog politically incorrect these days? Philip, WC2 LONDON SHITE