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Now You Too Can Play God With The C of E's New Fantasy Synod

This addictively interactive game puts you in charge of your very own Synod, but will you spend your £100m wisely?

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Mini-terviews: Fancy six seconds with Robert Mugabe? Four seconds with Miquita Oliver? Or one second with Dougie Heard? All attention spans catered for.

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Unlock The Joys Of This Baffling Sport With Our No-Nonsense Guide

Can't tell your Quarter Back from your Double Intruder? Always forgetting how many action-event points constitute a phase? Despite leaving most Europeans quite baffled, the rules of the game are actually relatively simple.

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Sports enthusiasts! Prepare yourself for any potential grief demonstration with all-new 'Black Armbands'. Sleek in design, rich in emotional symbolism.

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Treat The Kids To A Day Of Full-On Butchery At Uncle Hugh's New Meat Wonderland

Determined to prove there really isn't more to life than slaying farmland animals, HF-W has excelled himself with a kid-focussed 'slaughterpark'.

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Time Team. Loose Women. Ross Kemp on Gangs. Are TV-themed cookbooks changing the way we eat? And what is life like on the day-to-day diet of a Traffic Cop?
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